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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:06:05 +0000

hi you cant clik on the read or prev buttons cuz i have copied it so don’t try

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:01:09 +0000

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Today is Wednesday, April 15

Hey, it’s me Carly, reporting some MAJOR NEWS!!!

For this first time since 6th grade, Sam just went a WHOLE WEEK without getting detention!

BUT…I should tell you…she was out sick with a cold on Monday AND Tuesday. PLUS, Sam had a doctor’s appointment on Wednesday so she missed half THAT day, too. Oh, and Miss Briggs caught Sam’s cold, so Miss Briggs was out sick on Thursday. And we had Friday off (no school). So I guess it wasn’t THAT hard for Sam to not get detention for that week.

Still, CONGRATZ TO SAM!!! Wooo-hoooo!!!!

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:57:10 +0000

What a Strawberry Splat MIGHT Say to a Blueberry Banana!

Whenever Carly goes to The Groovy Smoothie, I ask her to get me one. I USED to get the “Strawberry Splat” smoothie, but then I switched to the “Blueberry Banana” smoothie. If a “Strawberry Splat” smoothie had a CONVERSATION with a “Blueberry Banana” smoothie, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? I think it MIGHT go something like this…

Blueberry Banana: Hey. How’s it goin’?
Strawberry Splat: I hate you!
Blueberry Banana: Why???!? What did I do???
Strawberry Splat: Spencer USED to love MEEE!
Blueberry Banana: Well, sorry. It’s not my fault I taste better than you.
Strawberry Splat: That’s a lie! I’m VERY tasty! Way tastier than you!
Blueberry Banana: Oh YEAH? Then why does Spencer wanna taste ME now, and NOT YOU anymore?
Strawberry Splat: I don’t know! You’re evil!
Blueberry Banana: No — you’re just MAD ‘cuz I’m a newer, better, and younger smoothie than you. You WERE tasty – like 3 years ago – but that was then. I’M what Spencer wants NOW.
Strawberry Splat: I’m STILL yummy, no matter what you say!
Blueberry Banana: Not really. You used to be all smooth and good. But now, you’re too thick and lumpy. Why don’t you join a gym or somethin’?
Strawberry Splat: You are so mean! Blueberries are stupid! They aren’t even blue! They’re PURPLE! Admit it!
Blueberry Banana: No! And strawberries are weirdly shaped and have big pores!
Strawberry Splat: I just want Spencer to love me again!
Blueberry Banana: Hey, we all WANT things. Maybe you can date Lewbert. But as for SPENCER – I’M the

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:55:41 +0000

“Mr. Awesome” ISN’T So Awesome

So that guy you saw singing on tonight’s webcast is named Jake. And here’s the deal with Jake: All the girls at school are like totally in love with him. So when he broke up with his girlfriend, Carly got OBSESSED with him — which is so unlike her! I was not happy about it.

So, Jake stops by Carly’s apartment and I see him in the hallway (‘cuz I live across the way). And I told Jake to go away, but Carly let him in. This was NOT good. Then, while they were FLIRTING upstairs in the loft (which makes me a little bit sick), I guess he told Carly that he’s a singer. So, Carly invited him to sing on our web show. This made me furious.

Now, you wanna know the BIG SECRET about Jake? Do ya??? Okay… during rehearsal, he started singing and he was AWFUL!!! (I hope Carly doesn’t read this, but if she does, well, it’s not my fault Jake can’t sing.) HE’S THE WORST SINGER EVER! Even Sam thinks so. I think that’s the first time Sam and I EVER AGREED ON ANYTHING!!!

Okay, so you didn’t hear his bad singing on our web show because Carly begged me to fix his voice with my computer (I just can’t tell Carly no). So I fixed Jake’s voice for the web show…but guess what… I put the REAL version of his song here on iCarly.com so you can hear his REAL voice for yourself. You decide if he can sing or NOT.

Click here to listen to Jake’s voice BEFORE I fixed it.

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:53:00 +0000

My Detention NIGHTMARE

So guess what? I got DETENTION AGAIN. I swear I think I get more detention than any other kid at Ridgeway. This time, Miss Briggs got all annoyed at me ‘cuz I started yelling BOOOOOOO!!! at this dumb dancing man in a SKIRT. But I HAD to yell BOOOO ‘cuz his dancing made me wanna puke up my breakfast. So Miss Briggs got all mad and said “Who started the boo-ing?” — I tried to blame it on Gibby, but I got detention. Again.

Anyway, a few days later I was hanging out with Carly and Freddie (at Carly’s place) watching a bunch of dancing videos for iCarly and we all crashed (for losers who don’t know: “crashed” means FELL ASLEEP). So I was sleepin’ on Carly’s couch and I had THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in detention (where I always am) and Miss Briggs started playing her stupid BAGPIPES — they were KILLING MY EARS. And THEN Miss Briggs had this microphone and HUGE SPEAKERS — which made her freakish bagpipes even LOUDER. And then like POOF, she’s dressed in this red Scottish outfit…and then POOF AGAIN and ALL OF US (the kids in detention) were wearing Scottish outfits! Sound crazy??? Well it gets WORSE! Something was like CONTROLLING ME and I started DANCING with all the other kids!!! I wanted to STOP but I couldn’t make myself STOP!!! I just kept on dancing while Briggs played her awful music! Then Gibby ran in (in his underwear). GIBBY NEEDS TO GET A TAN!!!!

Sound INSANE? Wanna see it? Click the link below — and you can WATCH MY NIGHTMARE!!!! DO IT!!!!! L8R.

MY DETENTION NIGHTMARE LINK

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:50:03 +0000

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Spencer got most of this stuff at the junkyard! We disinfected thoroughly!!!

lauren: its so cool because it teels you about what happens and it shows you all the pics and videos

ilelt: its the beeeeeeeeeeeeeest!

shellrox: hey I’ve watched every episode of icarly since it came out its soooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smudgely: its cool coz it showa u where u film it and what happens and its just totally awsome

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lucymerrell456 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:46:58 +0000

Why I DID NOT “Rue” the Day!!

OK, so we were handing out flyers for iCarly at school when this girl Tasha (she is SO MEAN) was all, “If iCarly was any good, I’d have read about it on nevelocity.com.” Ugh!!! She’s soooo obnoxious! Anyway, I went home and sent an email to this man NEVEL to ask him to review our web show.

Then, during the show, SAM ORDERED CHINESE FOOD WHICH SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WEBCAST!!! (Sometimes Sam is INSANE.) Well, since the food guy walked right into our show, we decided to interview him. MISTAKE! He was BORING (but nice). It was a lame interview… but his “Snow Pea Beef” ROCKED!

Lucky for us, Nevel watched iCarly and LOVED IT — he told me in an email! But when I went to meet him I found out he’s an 11-YEAR-OLD BOY! And he tried to KISS ME!!!!!!!! GROSSSSS!!!!! I got so mad I rubbed tapenade (which tastes GREAT) all over his face. He was BOILING MAD at me and said I would “rue the day” (translation: I would REGRET rubbing tapenade in his face). Yikes!

He also sniffed my hair — which was just WEIRD.

Then, to get back at me, Nevel wrote a VERY MEAN review of iCarly — just ‘cuz I didn’t wanna kiss him!!! But we got revenge. I told his MOTHER on him!! And she made him write a new review telling everyone THE TRUTH about how he LOVES iCarly.

If you wanna read Nevel’s NEW review (how he REALLY feels), click here!

“So I was sleepin’ on Carly’s couch and I had THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “

“Mr. Awesome ISN’T so awesome…read why!“

“If smoothies could talk, this is what they would say…“

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